the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)


how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

Think of yourself as a brand. You need to be remembered. What will they remember you for? What defines you? If you have it in you, do something that defines you. Invent something, develop a unique skill, get noticed for something — it creates a talking point.
Chris Arnold (via observando)

Wet Yourself! At The Party


I promised more Spidey Stiles like a decade ago, so here it finally is


i think it could work. they think it could work. he thinks it could work. we all think it could work. it could work. it works. it absolutely works. it works beautifully. it works better than any two people could work. it works. let it work. why won’t you just let it work. works beautifully.


why is there even such a controversy over why girls are doing better in school. why is this an issue. why cant you just accept for once that men are not fucking better than everything. there is actual proof that girls perform better than boys in school in england but men literally can’t handle that and they have to make up like ten million fucking excuses holy shit




Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world’s first bionic man. Vince McMahon will be that man. Better than he was before. Better… stronger… faster.


the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

Oh, the demons of past days won’t go away.


Snow White has a kid?



one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken



today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going


Sometimes I think about all of these little moments that have happened in each of the episodes

  • John running through the halls in ASIP, shouting for Sherlock and not thinking for a moment before shooting the cabbie
  • John’s reaction towards Sebastian Wilkes after seeing the…