• parents: ugh newborns are awful i havent slept in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh toddlers are awful everything is broken and i havent slept past 5 in weeks and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh children are awful all they do is want want want and never give back and they cost so much
  • parents: ugh pre teens are awful for many many reasons
  • parents: ugh teenagers are awful theyre lazy slobs who dont do anything and they cost so much
  • parents: having kids ruined my body, my house, my bank, and my social life
  • kid/teen/young adult/adult: i dont want kids
  • parent: wHaaATT YOU DONT WANT KIDS? HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THEM THEYRE WONDERFUL YOU'LL CHANGE YOUR MIND WHEN YOU GET OLDER

rose-papillon:

Oh man, there’s someone on the westeros forums claiming that Jaime doesn’t love Brienne because ‘he sees her as a sister’.
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If you don’t think British Comedy is just some beautiful bullshit…

sherloki-time:

primadorton:

Then I just, come on…

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So many of my favourite shoooows

turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.
geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

literatec:

Do you guys ever think about how lucky we are?

We get to read novels that other people will never know existed. We get to know authors before they hit the mainstream.

We get feedback from like-minded people who are 90% of the time gushing over how much they love our work.

We get to watch ourselves grow as writers, laugh and cry with our favorite characters in ways most people will never get to experience, and discover new writers who become our friends.

Guys.

Fan fiction RULES.

desaparecidos:

A sixties kid flashes the peace sign after being beaten by riot police.
I never want to forget this image. 
awwww-cute:

He’s an outside cat!

Keira Knightley as Joan Clarke and Benedict Cumberbatch as Alan Turing in the upcoming movie The Imitation Game (x)
cyberscotch:

Ben C Flaunt manip (x)
#something is missing here #this was even harder than removing damn circles from the TIG poster #so please please do not re-edit and do not repost

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bcmjs:

The Hounds of Baskerville  #5


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